HORN_?_

"Sweet potato fries!"

I grab my order.

Head to the cashier.

Pay.

Begin to head out.

"Excuse me! What does your shirt say?"

A shocked voice calls out.

I turn to my right.

There's a guy looking at me.

"Is he talking to me?

I'm not wearing a shirt, I'm wearing a sweatshirt.

Why is he talking to me?

Maybe he knows where H is.

No. That couldn't possibly be it.

Why does he sound so horrified?

Who are you?"

These are the thoughts that run through my head.

"Excuse me?", I ask, confused at the shock in his voice.

"What does your shirt say?", he repeats.

"", I simply reply.

He replies back something, but after hearing the words

honor code violation

I stop listening.

I glance down.

My hair is covering the last three letters

What he saw: "HORN_?_ ".

Apparently it looks like a very naughty word.

wow. seriously?